who do you trust?

I don't trust the following people:

(1) lawyers (especially)

(2) doctors

(3) professional athletes

(4) men who play with dolls

(5) people who eat chicken liver

(6) pastors who say ur going to hell if you don't pay tithes

(7) men with no job and a nice car

(8) did I say lawyers? (except for me, of course)

(9) heart surgeons

(10) TRUSTees

(11) children under 6

(12) girls between the ages of 14-18

(13) preachers that do late night bible studies with the opposite sex

(14) retired marine officers

(15) anyone that has come home from iraq

(16) men that make promises that cost more than $50.00

everyone else is cool

strange night's sleep

I have always been a weird dreamer, and I've always had dreams that I remember for weeks on end. I'll never forget the time I was dreaming of my contracts professor, the night before the big exam....It wasn't a sexual dream, it just bothered me that he was there.
But then I remember the time when I woke up in the middle of the night to find something crawling in my underwear--my roommate and I had left the dorm room window open, and we didn't have a screen. It was dark, but when I pulled it out I'm pretty sure it flew away.
Then last night I wake up to the sound of a mosquito in my ear....I took one swat at it, then rose up and turned the lights, to find the thing struggling for life in my bed...UGHHH. I smashed him and threw him away, only to find that the damage had already been done. He had bitten me on my arm, my hand, and just under my lip.

I could have chewed on a mosquito in my sleep--I wonder what I would have dreamt of then...

On Cloud 7

I can't say today is a cloud 9 day....I don't feel floaty and soo great that I'm out of touch with reality. Seven is much more appropriate as a label for my cloud.....I got sworn in today, at the Missouri Supreme Court. So now, I can practice law--give legal advice, make court appearances--all that stuff. But, I don't know enough to do all that yet. So, I still felt the same after the ceremony was over: like I needed a job.
Even so, it's still cool to be legit now. And then I cooked this slammin veggie meal today--some cheddar broccoli and rice, some taters with carrots and onions in the oven with the proper seasonings....ahhh, sometimes I really throw down on some veggies!