The perfect Thanksgiving feast

ahhh, the favorite holiday among the african american community is upon us.....however, it's the day that people scoff at the vegetarians....i'm not cooking this year, but I think next year i will prepare the perfect vegetarian feast. Consisting of the following:

(1) tofurkey

(2) green beans

(3) spinach

(4) mac and cheese

(5) dressing/tofurkey stuffing

(6) grilled veggie stir fry

(7) fried taters w/ celery and more green stuff

(8) corn

(9) rolls

(10) corn bread

(11) greens

(12) plenty of desserts

so, everyone is invited to my 2007 thanksgivng veggie feast! Oohh, i can't wait

UPSET!

Yes, Upset that I went to the Chinese store to find some $1.99 costume jewelry, and there was a huge sign in the entryway:
SALE
GRILLZ= 2 for $9.99

Why is the Chinese store selling our people fake Grillz, or grillz period for that matter. THey are freakin HIDEOUS!!! AHHHH, IM SO TIRED OF BLACK MEN RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO LOOK LIKE AND ACT LIKE THUGS AND THEN GET MAD WHEN THEY GET BUSTED BY THE POLICE AND THEN COME TO MY OFFICE AND WANT SOMEONE TO GET THEM OFF NOW AND TRUST THEM TO PAY LATER.

Just had to get that off my chest. Im going to a ball this weekend, and I'm very excited. Though my dress has to sheer openings on the side, and I'm not sure if its showing too much.

H 2 OOOOOOO AAAHHHHHH

I love water! I mean, I've swam in lakes, and oceans....waded in rivers, and of course done all kinds of junk in swimming pools. I'm always fascinated by fountains, and boats, and lakes. I absolutely love the beach. I could get married on the beach. And, I love hot tubs, and long bubble baths....but, nothing is as relaxing as the water I'm in when i Wash my HAIR!!!
Oooh, it feels soo good, just like that Herbal Essence commercial, except I try not to moan in the shower. But seriously, the water from the shower massages and warms my scalp and I just feel all warm wet and tingly all over! It almost makes me wanna get braids back or something so I can wash my hair everyday. Thank God for hair-washing!!!!