PSYCHO "b"

It's amazing what some women will do to get or keep a man. I remember in the 7th grade I had a crush on this chocolate saxophone player. His name was Jameel or Jamel or something or other. I had to get his attention....so I sent him quarters and lollipops....Quarters and lollipops. What the hell was I thinking? My friend Shenae said, "girl, you better quit giving him that stuff or he's gonna think ur desperate or something." Now what 7th grader thinks of things like that?

Fortunately, I have not given away any lollipops in my adult life, and still have a wonderful, mighty, awesome, sexy man.
But, what should you do if you really really really want somebody and you're afraid they don't even know that you exist? I say, if you have regular run ins with someone, and you keep yourself nice looking, that person knows you exist. Small talk about sports and weather is always nice. I wouldn't offer to buy a man a drink or take him to dinner, but a guy could do it. Or, maybe you should just pray that the lord sends someone along whose attention you don't hae to figure out how to get.
I don't know....kinda glad to be out of the dating game. If lollipops and quarters don't get it, I'm at a loss.....and dude never holla'd either. Didn't even use all those quarters to get me a soda from the lunchroom...didn't pick me a dandelion from outside....didn't get me a blowpop or anything.....BUMP YOU!!!!!!!!!!